As a follow up to a recent rumor on an unmentioned email, our staff has researched the following topic and is now ready to publish our report. Due to recent findings that confirm the Ma-yan prediction of the world ending in 2012, the School District is now mandating that all students participate in Mayan360. This online program will connect our students to a wealth of knowl-edge and resources for Surviving the Mayan Apocalypse. Unfor-tunately due to bandwidth restrictions, faulty wiring, our fire-wall, and an inordinate amount of Study Island training, we will not be able to connect to the program. Hopefully we can just make a mil-lion copies of the handbook and distribute it in time. Our students will be able to get information on many exciting topics such as Tin Can Cooking, How To Fish With Kite String and a Plastic Fork, and How to Survive When Your Cell Phone and Ipod Run Out Of Batteries. We will be organizing a rally for all members of the UCity family to welcome the aliens that should be arriving any day after December 21st, 2012!!
Just Kidding….. Lighten Up! Smile!! It is opening day of the Phillies Season!!
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