Apparently they have successfully captured the African Cobra that recently escaped from the Bronx Zoo. What the professionals at the zoo do not realize is that the snake was able to take the PSSA test here be-fore being returned to the zoo. While the actual results are not known yet, the snake commented during a recent interview that the Math was particularly difficult and that holding a #2 pencil in it’s fangs was positively painful. The cobra was very happy for the extra snacks of mice and ro-dents that it was able to find throughout the building, and will be graduating on time through a new program to help wayward reptiles. The snake plans to open a falafel stand in Brooklyn in the next couple years.
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